Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
Every time i see this it hurts my tummy
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’
Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.
again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting
Not just for keeping “all the girls safe”!!! Boys are just as likely to be sexually abused, so let’s remember that and keep them safe, too! There should be no bias when concerning the vulnerable youths of the world.
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever
Hope I’m not very late to join
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
idk, maybe he just wants to exterminate cancer.
maybe he just wants to exterminate cancer.
DO YOU EVER REALISE HOW AMAZING IT IS TO KNOW A SECOND LANGUAGE
LIKE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE IS JUST GIBBERISH BUT SOMEHOW YOU UNDERSTAND THESE DIFFERENT WORDS AND THEY MEAN THINGS AND JUST
LANGUAGES ARE SO FREAKING FASCINATING HOW DO OUR BRAINS EVEN FUNCTION WHAT ARE LANGUAGES